However, when he saw Earth and the life evolving there, He fell in love with it! No other planet had ever caught His eye in the time since the universe began. Yet, Earth was so beautiful and complex that He decided to stay. He wanted to use his immense power to help Earth and its inhabitants in whatever way He could. There were five major extinction events before the Holocene extinction (which is happening now.) The Flaying Spaghetti Monster wept huge tears of pasta sauce during all of them, and the sauce fell upon the Earth. He is invested in the species of this planet and their well-being.

It should be noted that He is not like other gods who only care for humans. The Flying Spaghetti Monster cares for all creatures that fly or crawl or walk on the Earth. He loves all the animals in the ocean as well. He secretly favors turtles, but that is neither here nor there. The point is: His Devine Noodliness The FSM has been present on Earth since life began, and He has loved this planet and protected it as best as he could.įor much of the 4.5 billion years that the Earth has existed, The Flying Spaghetti Monster chose not to take corporeal form. He simply acted upon the world in his natural form, as a being of energy. It was for this reason that The Flying Spaghetti Monster finally came to us in the flesh (or, rather, in the pasta.) However, it became clear to Him over time that the only gods who got any respect had bodies. He made himself known to a human in Kansas several years ago in order to help that human win over a school board wanted to teach Christian “creationism”. That was the first time that The Flying Spaghetti Monster ever altered the course of human events directly.

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